Sunday, May 4, 2008
Dated 20 april and 2 may.
Updated by a mentally exhausted but can't sleep (and waiting for hair to dry) representative of the Welsh Zealot. Hence this report may contain some over-intelligent ramblings and practical, yet out-of-this-world comments.
I announce with immense pleasure that two successful meetings were held since the establishment of the AFTA.
The first, dated 20 April (Welsh Zealot is unsure of the exact date, but sama sama majukehadapan) was held at the heart of Singapore, Bugisalotre, at two specific locations- the ternatra cafe, and moose burger joint. Topics discussed were:
*as Welsh Zealot was spacing 18/19th of the time, this was all she could remember- The various universities in Singapuuuorr (Goshhh can you believe it, we are going to be undergrads!)
- PHILLIP and Charlie's amazing expeditions
- Climbing Mt Everest to search for mighty meemees
- Careless Whispers by George Michael is such an amazing song
- Profound discussion on how an earthworm thinks
- Whether bottle-nosed dolphins are in cahoots with hammerhead sharks to take over The Underwater World
Clearly, all the topics discussed were extremely relevant to the development of the AFTA as a leading organisation bent on banning speeches related to fat issues. I thereby congratulate the four participating members on making the 20 April meeting a tremendous success. Come, give yourself a good ol pat on the back, comrades!
As for the most recent meeting, dated 2 May, participants from various continents, namely, reps from Danish Longbottom, Hollander Quiche, Houstoner MaCritche, and mentors- C oon (whose kind efforts inspired the est. of this noble treaty) and L Lim (whom yours truly is still reminded of UNESCO at every meeting) were also present. (although participation was not voluntary, but heh heh we got em!)
This AMM is properly known as a DIALOGUE SESSION, but that is not really the point.
Topics discussed at this AMM were more diverse, and valuable input from our guests were indeed significant contributions that will propel the AFTA to greater heights. (though unsure if it will be as high as where mighty meemees inhabit). A brief summary of the conversation topics are as follows:
- Beloved VC's emphasis on
frugality and her passion for resort style boarding houses (elites, anybody?)
- Occupations that allows their workers to wear T shirt, shorts and slippers
- ARE YOU SATISFIED WITH YOUR LIFE?
- Careless Whispers by George Michael is such an amazing song
- University applications (sigh)
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-dsnfklesmreingkndfkawoawrokbdlkmsoefosecsmgfnrkjgndkrgkdsrmks?snksem!sdfsdf!
Such foreign participation has yielded commendable results, and Welsh Zealot thank these participants for their unwavering support into transforming the AFTA, with its humble bumble origins in the Bukit Timah forest, to a universal organisation that aims to mould the mindset of every single homosapien and unidentifiable extra-terrestrial being into healthy, thinking, antifat individuals (or doubles, triples, quadruples, numerules in the case of the latter creatures). Their invaluable contributions will be frugally treated, as well as VC's passion for resort style boarding houses.
Tony the Tinkling Train will organise future meetings with these continents, for them to share their insights on world issues. (Ie. if it is possible to oust the 12 year olds from the boarding houses and disappear them with a swish and a flick)
Till then, So long, farewell!
posted @ 12:03 AM
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